Mother Nature
Mother Nature - get off the rag! What the hell's wrong with you! You are going through menopause or something. Quit being a bitch!
I'm tired of Earthquakes, tsunamis, winter storms or whatever! Quit throwing hissy fits! I don't what the hell's wrong with you lately, but you’re all messed up!
Maybe Mother Nature has a drug problem, but hey - get help and quit taking it out on us! It's not global warming. Last time I checked that was snow and ice in my yard and not volcanic ash! Let's move on to Spring already. This Winter is already on my nerves.
I'm tired of freezing my doggie balls off to take a piss! I may have a doggie coat but I'm freezing my balls off this year. I wish global warming was true so I could be working on my balls! So Mother Nature, get laid or whatever is wrong with you and knock off the temper tantrums! If you need a lil' - the Pig volunteers!
