Smoking Ban in Bars, Really?
What the hell is up with some cities and states banning smoking in bars. Now, I don't smoke, but when you take the smoke out of bars, you take away some of the sleeziness of the bar. Hell, I may as well stay home and drink. I mean, half the attraction of a bar is to walk in and see some slutty chick with a cigerette dangling out of her mouth. You know what they say 'bout girls who smoke, don't cha? If that's true, then girls with emphazema must give great blowjobs.
I get drunk and can't always remember if I had a good time or not. If I wake up and my clothes smell like smoke and cheap purfume and my wallet is empty, I can rest assure that I had a good time and my money was well spent.
A bar without smoke. Hell, what's next goin' to a bar and drinking non-alcohlic beer. That's like going to a strip bar and the bitches don't take off any clothes. I don't wanna go to a strip bar and see some girl walking around in a long pink bathrobe and I if I go into a bar, I wanna see smoke. I want to get the whole effect. I want to choke on some bitch's smoke, get drunk, and go home smelling like an ashtray. Now, that's what I'm barking 'bout.
