Shut the F*&# Up!
What the hell is up with all you blabberfucks doggin' our show on blabbermouth.net? If you can do a show better, then do it. Why can't you? Won't mommy and daddy buy you a microphone for the basement computer? You're 30 years old and living in mommy and daddy's basement. Get a fucking life, or at least your own show.
So Pig talks to his Asszit. Well, we get a check for having Pig on our show. See, he's special. So, if he wants to about his Asszit, just humor him. You don't have to rag on him, he's not expecting YOU to talk to it. Just smile and say "Yes, Pig, that's a big Asszit." That's we do around here. You all making fun of him just upsets him and we have to put him in his special jacket and send him to his rubber room. That's no good for anyone.
It takes a lot of work to put this damn show together every week. Do you know how many times a week I have to slap Westlake's hands and put his guitar back in the corner? Tell him to quit playin' his freakin' guitar and concentrate on the show? Then, I have to chase Mr. Slappy out of the corner because he's hiding over there doing God knows what! It's not easy you, damn Blabberfucks! Then, I've got to deal with the smell of Kim Kardashian's p*$#y, some damn dancing Pig that thinks he can fly, and Sean Connery struts his arrogant ass off in here. So, I've got alot in my doggie dish to deal with beside what you blabbergeeks think.
Until you walk on this doggie's leash, don't fuck with me!
If you blabberfucks have the balls come onto our forum, c'mon to our turf and we'll kick yer ass. We won't take your post down, we'll just verbally beat your ass like a puppy who shit all over the house.
This is one shih zu who is tired of cowards hiding behind nicknames in mommy's basement. C'mon to our forum and fight like a dog!
