Pig Genitals
By The Fabulous Dancing Pig --
Since reaching sexual maturity, questions about my pig genitalia have repeatedly popped up. Using my pig charm I have always found myself to have the upper hand with the ladies, but this rarely overcomes the shock of when they see my twisted pig unit. What a curse. When you’ve got the personality to bed most babes, but can’t seal the deal due to the government’s lack of concern for the sex life of their greatest accomplishment in genetic research and spy programs, it becomes problematic for said Pig.
I don’t know what the big deal is, so its kinda spiral and not particularly attractive, what’s it matter if it does the trick? Surely it’s not that much worse to look at than a normal human penis, that shit's a mess.
Everyone’s always crying about discrimination, well how about me being discriminated against? If chicks won’t give me any action because of my pig penis, is that not discrimination? I want you chicks to think about that for a while and when the opportunity arises and you’re face to face with the great swine, consider coming off some of the good stuff, would ya?
Ladies, if you need to warm up to the idea, take a trip to the farm. Check out what the pigs are packing, maybe watch a little pig romance while you’re there, how’s it working for ya? If this isn’t enough information for you to make an informed decision on whether you should have sex with me, then take it a little further. The good thing about your average barnyard pig is they can’t speak. Hop in the pig pen and see if you can win the favor of a pig hog. Give him a try, see how you like it. If it works for you then you have a good idea of what it would be like to have sex with me. If you’re not into it, then, no sweat, it’s not like a common barnyard pig can tell anyone. (Please note there have been, on occasion, talking pigs i.e. Wilber from Charlotte's Web, so engage them at your own risk.)
