Negativity
By Alligator Jackson
Negativism. It's always been there, it's as American as apple pie, the Eagle, or Chevrolet. But lately it's been magnified. Blame it on the media, I suppose. It thrives on n more
Mother Nature
By TJ Dawg
Mother Nature - get off the rag! What the hell's wrong with you! You are going through menopause or something. Quit being a bitch!
I'm tired of Earthquakes, tsunamis, wi more
What The Beer You Drink Says About You
By Rocky The Beer Truck Driver
The kind of beer you drink says something distinctive about your personality. I'm Rocky The Beer Truck Driver and I oughta know. I started drinking at thirteen and have been h more
I am INCREDIBILY Honored
By The Fabulous Dancing Pig
I am incredibly honored. I can’t believe
Pig Genitals
By The Fabulous Dancing Pig
Since reaching sexual maturity, questions about my pig genitalia have repeatedly popped up. Using my pig charm I have always found myself to have the upper hand with the ladies, but this more
Whatcha Up to, Joe?
By David Williams
Amongst the rock news this past week was Joe Perry's attempt to keep his quest for a new Aerosmith vocalist in the headli more