Assjack
HAHAHA!! Assjack: gotta love that name. So do ya have to love the cd because of the bands name?
Wait
though. This is Hank Williams lll. Grandson of country music's biggest
legend, Son of one of country's rowdier performers - Hank Williams Jr.
I mean even metalheads like
Hank Jr. So we have to like this cd
right? I mean, it's Hank lll! I can't swamp Hank lll, can I? Well,
it is a hard rock/ metal site and Hank lll is a country artist.
Wait! Hank Jr. also played bass for ex- Pantera's vocalist band Superjoint Ritual, so he knows a lil' 'bout metal, so I can't swamp this, eh?
Well.......but wait! Hank plays all of the music and produced it and did everything on it. So, I can't swamp it, right?
Wrong, I can swamp it for those reasons. I mean Hank is cool and all, but I ain't lying 'bout somethin' as serious as rock 'n roll. But wait!! I can swamp it for all of those reasons but one! There's one reason I can't swamp it.
ASSJACK will KICK YOUR ASS, JACK.
This is a fer real black metal/ thrash cd. Hank does it all and loud!
Even Cookie Monster vocals at times, but not always. Yep, it sounds
like a novelty cd brewing, doesn't it? Like David Allen Coe with
Pantera? No way! This stands on it's own. There is some redneck
influences but this passes the
muster as a true thrasher! Forget for a moment, it's lll. "Tennesee
Driver" nails you in the head from the start. "Redneck Ride" and
"Cocaine The White Devil" are classic chunks of southern speed metal.
This
is a rock attack of exetreme metal. Country boy goes brutal. If you
love Hank lll, CHOMP ON!!! If you love in your face metal: CHOMP
ON!!....Oh, I lied, if
you are in the Swamp, you do have to love it cause it's lll, HAHAHA!!
But it does stand on it's own!! Somewhere up in Rockyroll Heaven, Hank
Williams is doin' a bodyslam in a mosh pit to "Cut Throat."
CHOMP ON!!!!
