Why Doesn't Your Music Suck?
So you wanna be in a rock band?....Well, you have to have the answer to one magic question or ya might as well stay at home and play Rock Band. There is one question that will open all doors for you. You must genuinely know this answer in your heart. It's not necessary to journey thousands of miles to find The Man On The Silver Mountain to get this answer. The answer to this question must come from inside. You can't fake it.
The question is simply "WHY DOESN'T YOUR MUSIC SUCK?" Not only do you have to know the answer, but you have to explain it and convince everyone else. You can't bullshit it. If your music sucks, people will find out!....unless they're deaf and they wouldn't be buying yer CD to start with!
If you can't tell someone why your music doesn't suck, then chances are IT DOES SUCKETH. It probably sucks bigass gator balls.
And it depends on who you give what answer. For example, if you are approached by an old school, long-haired classic rocker in a Dio t-shirt and he asks ya why your music doesn't suck. And you boldly peep up and say it doesn't suck because it sounds like Linkin Park. Well....there Junior. Be prepared to take a major asskicking because that hippie Dio freak is gonna kick your chomping ass all over the swamp!
You best not try to fool a real headbanger....because if you suck, you will end up in Rock And Roll Purgatory.... which is playing "Mustang Sally" over and over every weekend night in some redneck bar for beer money.
So yes....it takes money to make money and you have to put your money where you mouth is and all of that swamp algae.....BUT the bottom line is.....before ya spend all of that money on making and marketing a CD....and before ya trick someone into spending their hard earned money on your product......make sure you answer the question....... WHY DOESN"T YOUR MUSIC SUCK.....and it may be a lil' harder for some people to answer then others.
