One Person's Nasty Is Another Critter's Niche
The swamp was jammin' to JFL Radio Saturday and The Westlake and Pig Show was cranked. On the way to the fridge to get some more Crocweisers, I stop and look at the shoutout box on the computer to see what was happening at JFL. Apparently one lady thought that Westlake and The Pig were 'nasty and sick.'
First off, look up 'pig' in the dictionary, pigs are nasty creatures. Secondly, the lady was there to listen to her friend who was being interviewed. Her friend is the 'dildo lady' or the lady who has sextoy parties. This brings us to our first point. It's okay for women to have sextoy parties and sit around and talk about dildos and whatever...but it's 'sick and nasty' for guys.. and a pig...to make light of it all on internet radio.
This is why I love internet radio. Fuck the censor. If a censor shows up, we'd duct tape him, shave his head, and drop him off in the swamp somewhere. That's what we did to Mr. Slappy one time when he tried to tell us what we couldn't talk about.
We are on the internet... the last fortress for freedom of speech. It's also a place where you can establish a niche. There are people who love this type of humor, but in the politically correct world of Clear Channel radio, we are limited. Understandably so, because of young audiences. But, on the internet we are free to be 'sick and nasty.' Perhaps, that is our niche. So if any of your friends are 'nasty and sick' bastards ... or bitches for that matter, tell them about us.
See, I have a theory. Everybody or most everybody has impure thoughts from time to time. (Obviously, this lady did as well or she wouldn't be having 'dildo' parties.) Every now and then, we have to answer to the 'call of the wild'. Look at Vivid Girl AJ Bailey who was one of our guests last week as well, she is a beautiful and intelligent lady. She has a Master's Degree in Anthropology. You would never know by seeing her in the real world that she is sexually ....uh...creative! How many of your white collared friends are secretly sexually adventerous?
Face it, you may not realize it, but the President of your bank who dresses sophiscately and talks very proper - may well like to be tied up and have her ass paddled behind closed doors.
Your boss who wears $500 suits and drives a Mercedes and looks like he hasn't laughed since 1965 may regularly engage in threesomes. The principal at your child's school may have sextoys hidden in her locked desk. So embrace your sexual kinkiness and most of all, do not label others for theirs.
So thanks to everyone who joined in on the Sextacular Extravaganza on Westlake and The Pig. Always feel free to comment in our forum about the show or blogs. Most of all, this is life and it comes in more than one flavor, so toss vanilla out the window and chomp on some weird ass flavors every now and then... or at least listen to discussions about it with an open mind....oh yeah, don't forget to send your 'nasty and sick' friends our way!
